Six Point Shocker

4 in the pink...2 in the stink. A shocker times two.

Originated, injected, and perfected by Dallas, Texas band Six Point Hollow.

Pamela Anderson: Can't wait til Ray gives me a Six Point Shocker backstage...

Angelina Jolie: Brad ain't got nothin' on G's nutz and his six point shocker.

Gisele Bundchen: First Mike gave me a honey burst spankin', then I got a six point shocker!! Six Point Holla bitchez!!

Adriana Lima: How 'bout giving me a stix point shocker, Wes?!?

by Beezulbub December 9, 2008

electric butt shock

The sharp,heart stopping, stop you dead in your tracks pain you get near your anal opening.EBS The reason is unclear and nothing comes of this mysterious pain...no poo, no flatulence.

I was having a great time at the party until I was overcome with an EBS, my date gave me a strange look and walked away...

by jelly January 3, 2005

Shockwave

Condition caused by prolonged use of Ecstasyor MDMA. Presents during sleep, causes person to believe that they've woken up. Person tries to talk/move/scream and is unable to move/speak. Mind realizes paralysis and is terrified. Sensation of feeling trapped in your mind. Eventually the person wakes and realization sets in.

"John is not coming out tonight, he got shockwave last night and it freaked him."

by holoveuse May 14, 2009

mega shocker

Its your standard SHOCKER with the thumb rounding over the clit! Oh yeah this one works!!!

Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"

by MEGA-SHOCKER Rob July 9, 2009

ferret shock

A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.

When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.

by FeO2 May 12, 2011

Lock, Shock, and Barrel

From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". These are the three children who work for Oogie Boogie. Their names come from the phrase "lock, stock, and barrel". They kidnap Sandy Claws (Santa Claus) and take him back to Oogie's place. Lock is dressed as a devil, has a white face, blue lips, and red hair that resemble devil horns. He tries to be the leader, top dog, #1. Shock is dressed as a witch, has a long, white face, and stringy, wavy black hair. She is the leader (and the smartest) of the three. Barrel is dressed as a skeleton, with green hair, a white face, and a near-permanent ear-to-ear grin. Lock and Shock seem to underestimate him, and so becomes the butt of their jokes. They think he is "the dumb one". All three children have masks.

"Jack sent for us-"
"-specifically-"
"-by name."
"Lock!"
"Shock!"
"Barrel!"

"We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side!"

Lock, Shock, and Barrel sing "Kidnap the Sandy Claws".

by WildHoneyPie4 January 31, 2009

self shocker

The solitary analogue to The Shocker.

Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.

by The Self Shocker December 18, 2008