sperm overload

Excess amount of sperm deposited in a person that cannot be digested, absorbed or regurgitated. Usually manifests itself in an obvious sperm belly or leakage from the orifice where it was deposited.

Look at the belly on that bitch. Definitely suffering from a major case of sperm overload.

sperm overload by Frankie Footer February 13, 2021

Sperm Me 

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.

Ahhh, Sperm me!! x3

Sperm Me by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

Sperm whale milk by oojorg June 22, 2021

Sperm whale 

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole

Blow it like a sperm whale babe

Sperm whale by Gymjones July 2, 2021

Sperm Turkey 

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey

Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.

Sperm Turkey by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021

sperm coat 

1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area

“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”

sperm coat by KoofDillinger August 15, 2021

Sperm Bank Reject 

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.

Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."

Sperm Bank Reject by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021