2 definitions by John_is_not_a_homophobe

Cum nugget

Someone that is a straight up piece of shit. A solid, slimy nugget of cum.

"Fuck you Richard, you're a straight up cum nugget."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.

Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021