slay the hog

1. A term used to describe one who under the influence of large quantities of alcohol made terrible decisions and fucked a female who looks like a hog. Hereby slaying the hog.

Sandy will slay the hog in his car at a party.

by Alexswagyolo December 2, 2013

midget slayer

one who's own phobia of midgets causes them to commit acts of violence toward little people sometimes resulting in death, paralysis, or erectile disfunction. midget slayers can be found hanging out at truckstops, casinos, carnivals, or other places where little people are common.

i once knew a midget slayer named chris who was sodomized so many times and ate the hearts of so many midgets that he now poops blood

by h0gan September 11, 2008

cum slayer

A person who likes to slay cum till you cum

IM A CUM SLAYER AND NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO CUM!!!!

by Nigga123445678 August 17, 2017

Get Slayed

A word to describe a dis

When someone gets shot down hard

guy: "hey so do you wanna go to dinner?"
girl: "No sorry. I only go out with attractive men."
douchebag: "OOH! GET SLAYED!"

"yeah i cheated on you!"
Get slayed, bitch

boyfriend: "You saw someone else? well where were you last night?"
girlfriend: "with him..."
boyfriend: "...you know i actually came here to apologize because last night I got a little drunk and fucked a ten. Then I fucked her again this morning!"
Get slayed, bitch

"I used your facial sponge to exfoliate my downstairs so I wouldn't get ingrown hairs."
wow get slayed

by BazookaSnapple December 24, 2009

Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer

When you fuck a pregnant chick, and you punch the bitches stomach and aggressively shove your dick in the babies face until it dies.

I was going to be a dad until me and my wife did the "Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer".

by sexybitch69alaskanpipe March 31, 2015

joint slay

when two queens exchange a look and nod saying nothing and each proceeds in due course to hit the others successive king on the sly. queen will normally check a bitch who tries to harm her man but, sometimes the kings cross a line and there is disrespect. a queen must remain loyal. but never disrespect her. keep it up and you will result in full scale thermonuclear war with many queens in the board. this bad situation can be easily avoiding by stop giving hoes her jewelry while the queens get your table scraps

queen1: uno
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay

by williet hughnot September 2, 2020

Slayer

The absolute most fucking intense thrash/speed/death metal band ever to come to life. They have appeared many times on MTVs Viva La Bam and Headbangers Ball, along with Guitar Hero 3 with their (in)famous hit "Raining Blood" and GH Metallica with "War Ensamble".

I cant give what I say next any real credibilty, but it would be FUCKING AWESOME. I have been told that their name is an acronym that is as follows

Satan
Laughs
As

You
Eternally
Rot

Spelling out Slayer.

" Trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object alive, awaiting reprisal, death will be their aquantance. The skys turning red, return to power draws near, fall into me the skys crimson tears, abolish the rules made of stone. Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past, betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above... Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away.
Raining Blood
from a lacerated sky
bleeding its horror
creating my structure
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD!!!"

Slayer- Raining Blood

by Cartmaniac June 23, 2009