Slipper Queen of I-95

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.

Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

slippere

A very cool person on tiktok who also likes all my videos and I am now married to them!!

noob:hey you should follow slippere
Your mom: your right!

by brook! August 3, 2021

Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

Slippery Bean

Not what you think you cheeky fuckers 😂🤣 unless your over 18. The last bean in the juice at the bottom of the beans tin 🤣😂

Love a slippery bean. Dont let that one get away

by N01 CaVeMaN December 29, 2021

Slipped me the fish

Gave someone something that didn't work properly. Typically used in engineering conversations.

"Damn, Jack, You slipped me the fish on this FPGA load!"

"Jim slipped me the fish on this PCB layout, he didn't use enough bypass capacitors."

"Those software guys slipped me the fish. their crap doesn't work, as usual."

by Randiesel March 4, 2022

slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022

Slippery When Wet

A Bon Jovi album released on August 19th, 1986. This is their most popular album. Gave birth to the iconic Livin' on a Prayer.

Me: "Did you know the US album cover is different from it's international album cover. Yes Slippery When Wet has a weird international album cover."

by Bonzi83 December 18, 2022