Definitions by FlatDarkGirth

slippery football 

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

slippery football by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022