Skret Share definition Flag (skr-eh-t) An insult used to tell someone that they're a dirty/filthy sperm cell. "dude, i wish your mom ate your dad's skret.""fuck you, i'm not a fucking skret." Skret by nep and ell July 27, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Skret mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch