confederate shotgun

When you ejaculate into a girls mouth and she spits your seman back at you.

"My girlfriend pulled the confederate shotgun on me last night, it was gross."

confederate shotgun by I hope all of you burn in hell December 27, 2007

Toe Off A Shotgun 

By far the most traditional, time-honored, and respectable means of taking one's pathetic, wretched, washed-up life, second only to Seppuku, Samuri suicide. The act entails a soon-to-be victim stealing a shotgun, placing the barrel vertically under his/her chin, and resting one's big toe on the trigger. When the individual accepts that they've certainly endured one too many winters, a simple twitch of the toe will resolve all of their issues, petty or grand.

"Aww shucks! Nibbles be outta kibbles! Best don gon don go an toe off a shotgun!"

Toe Off A Shotgun by D-Mama June 11, 2006

Combat Shotgun 

A shotgun, semi-automatic or fully-automatic that is used by Police or Military forces in combat situations.

I blew a hole the size of a dinner plate in that guy with my combat shotgun.

Shit! Zombies!

Dude, we have combat shotguns!

Riiiiight. I forgot.

Combat Shotgun by Private Cowboy February 14, 2009

Ruby Shotgun 

If a chick is on her period, and she just so happens to queef when you are eating her out, you have experienced a Ruby Shotgun.

Girl1: ZOMFG! I totally Ruby shotguned Brad last night. I so ruined his favorite shirt and Doctor said he'll have an eye infection for weeks.
Girl2: That's pretty knarl, I would tell people about this.

Ruby Shotgun by Baby con Juicey October 11, 2007

automatic shotgun 

basicly a semi-auto shotgun that fires faster than a normal shotgun and pumping isnt an option.

a S.P.A.S. shotgun is an automatic shotgun

automatic shotgun by pvt.takahashi October 20, 2008

double-barrel shotgun 

A. a break open shotgun with 2 barrels

B. the best way to say "get the fuck off my lawn"

C. everything else on this page

John: I THOUGH I TOLD YOU JW TO STAY OFF MY LAWN *gets out the double-barrel shotgun* *JW's run away as fast as they can go*

double-barrel shotgun by captain caffine January 10, 2011

Guacamole Shotgun 

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shittee by surprise). Usually, illness causes the pasty, green color.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun.
The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illnesses, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding is a common occurance.

"Goddamn, I Guacamole Shotgunned the porcelian to pieces..."

Guacamole Shotgun by The_Justin June 19, 2007