A Catholic school in San Francisco, CA full of sporty white people who wear paper-thin leggings and Ugg boots every day. They never built a band room in the over 100 years it's been around. It has good academics, and PE is the hardest class most students will ever take.
They are proud of how diverse they are: 35% of students aren't white.
They have batting cages, 2 fields, about 5 tennis courts, a track, and a bunch of sporty stuff. When they hold masses, about half the student body is fried with weed, making the school a notorious Rastafarian hotspot.
SI has a rivalry with Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep, where they pass a trophy called the Bruce-Mahoney. They compete in football, basketball, and baseball. The winner takes home the trophy. The pep band is obliged to play for both schools at these events.
While most SI students are close to unaware that they have a band and orchestra, their chorus is a world-touring, prize-winning enterprise, and their musical is very good and sells out every year.
Most students have strong opinions about Justin Bieber and like either Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, or Harry Potter. There are more unicorns than zombies, cowmen than farmers, democrats than republican, and Don't cares than pirates and ninjas. Facebook is the most popular website, and Mr. Lorentz' is the easiest religion class. Latin is the most boysterous language class, and either Spanish or French is the most popular.
They are proud of how diverse they are: 35% of students aren't white.
They have batting cages, 2 fields, about 5 tennis courts, a track, and a bunch of sporty stuff. When they hold masses, about half the student body is fried with weed, making the school a notorious Rastafarian hotspot.
SI has a rivalry with Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep, where they pass a trophy called the Bruce-Mahoney. They compete in football, basketball, and baseball. The winner takes home the trophy. The pep band is obliged to play for both schools at these events.
While most SI students are close to unaware that they have a band and orchestra, their chorus is a world-touring, prize-winning enterprise, and their musical is very good and sells out every year.
Most students have strong opinions about Justin Bieber and like either Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, or Harry Potter. There are more unicorns than zombies, cowmen than farmers, democrats than republican, and Don't cares than pirates and ninjas. Facebook is the most popular website, and Mr. Lorentz' is the easiest religion class. Latin is the most boysterous language class, and either Spanish or French is the most popular.
Kid at mall #1:"Hey look, a kid in a polo, leggings, and uggs."
Kid at mall #2:"Must be from Saint Ignatius college prep."
SI Kid: *ignores the riffraff*
Kid at mall #2:"Must be from Saint Ignatius college prep."
SI Kid: *ignores the riffraff*
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A No Name University, with absolutely nothing of note to offer to any prospective student except the gaurantee of therapy and wasting 100K+ of their parent's money. The student body is indeed unique, in that they find mocking their lack of a football team humorous and using "Mount" as a verb for any and all sexual jokes as educated wit. It is, however, the number one school in western Maryland for producing grandiose plans of development and never acting upon them. Although there are no fraternities on campus, the conduct of several student-run organizations, specifically the men's rugby team, will make you believe otherwise. Any prospective student which has recieved propoganda from MSM must take note of the invisible writing on the back cover panel, for none of the scenic views portrayed within the pamphlet are actaully anywhere near the campus itself. Most students can not agree upon which is the more ironic facet of the mockery of higher education that is Mount Saint Mary's: 1. That it claims to be a well known institute of progressive education while existing in the middle of no where (the closest outpost of civilization being a one stoplight town which will eventually be consumed by Gettysburg) or 2. That it claims to be a tranquil campus in a small town setting while route 15 literally divides the campus in half. In short, The definition of Mount Saint Mary's University is waste of life, money, effort and potential.
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' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
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