german scotch

A person passed around for sex also known as every ones bitch to men and women

he was a german scotch at the party last night

by Swagmoneygetitright December 14, 2014

hip scotcher

Someone who hops like a fairy

The way you prance, you look like a hip scotcher!

by Moostash21 June 29, 2016

ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

earth scorcher

An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.

"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"

"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"

by Rahymahn January 15, 2017

poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.

Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.

by anonymous May 5, 2017

alabama scorcher

Verb
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.

“I had sex with my girlfriend last night. We did the Alabama Scorcher and she came before the hot sauce ran out”
“Nice.”

by Bitchintiddies January 7, 2018

hops-scotch

A moderately-active jumping-type game that people play while imbibing beer and whiskey.

I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.

by QuacksO May 9, 2019