scotch

The preferred drink of choice by Ron Burgundy, who often consumes it and sings his undying love for it. Ron deeply regrets having milk one day on the streets of San Diego instead of the love of his life.

Ron: I love scotch! Scotchy scotch scotch!

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.

Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.

by humanfatw June 17, 2010

Scratcher

Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.

That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.

by DonnieLee August 6, 2006

scratch the patch

Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.

Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.

by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004

scantchy

defined as a person who is being sketchily skanky. As in being a whore when no one is looking or can also describe a female wearing extremely inapprope attire to an event. (can also be used in the singular term of scantch) or used to describe an event of massive scantchiness - scantchfest

"Lucy was being a total scantch on the dancefloor with Sarah's BF"
"Katie's outfit was straight scantchy, i am surprised people didnt offer her money."

by dat gr March 3, 2009

Scatheads

When a friend goes behind your back and goes with your ex. It's such a scatheaded thing to do. It's an un-written rule between friends, to never go near eachothers ex's.

Oh they are such scatheads, she went behind my back and got with my ex, what a bitch!

by welikecircles September 14, 2009

Satchel

1) a man–purse
2) a skinny 10 year old ginger boy who crowd-surfs at concerts

"there goes satchel wow look at that swagger"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015