A less commonly known cousin of the "Fur Burger." A muffin sandwich is composed of two ass cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman's vagina which makes the "yummy" portion of the sandwich.
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Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit
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Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit
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sandwiches whose meat is porkchops. being that whenever i have porkchops they are rather dry and tough, porkchop sandwiches sound none too appetizing.
but its one funny ass quote :D
but its one funny ass quote :D
*stove turns on*
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"
GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"
GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by unusu-al June 2, 2004
Get the porkchop sandwiches mug.Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.
"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."
by Gordon September 16, 2003
Get the Hot Tuna Sandwich mug.(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.
1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.
2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.
3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.
3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006
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