"Have you always been such a womanizer?"
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
Get the Whorigin Storymug. A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.
I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.
by kat51 May 12, 2009
Get the shop storymug. (1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?
Ellis: Aww true
Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
Ellis: Aww true
Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
by chief brown tip April 10, 2011
Get the glory storymug. A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
by bsmithers April 13, 2019
Get the A Jordan Storymug. When you post something on your story as bait for a certain someone to reply. Can be a thirst trap, song, place etc.
by Raddie11334 June 8, 2021
Get the Story Baitmug. A char story is a story which is told with such enthusiasm and humour that you thought the story was going to be interesting, but it ultimately goes nowhere, is underwhelming or pointless.
Char story-
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”
by Jlha November 21, 2019
Get the CHAR STORYmug. a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!
kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 26, 2020
Get the duck storymug.