Snipeabetes

A disease in which only a blessed few have. It is unfortunate, not for the diagnosed, but for the people whom the diagnosed happens to be playing hockey against on any given day. Symptoms include numerous goals which occur c-bar down/post and in, and scoring goals which the goalie still has yet to see.

1: Dude. Did you see Steve Yzerman's double ot goal last night on John Casey?
2: Yeah. That was a rocket, C-bar down.
1: He's got snipeabetes.

by Tanner. May 16, 2008

Snipe with a Shotgun

To attempt to do something where success is extremely unlikely or impossible. Sniping is hard, and using a shotgun makes the job almost impossible. Use it when describing a situation that is the same as pissing into the wind

Guy 1: Hey, check out that girl over there. Think I can get her?
Guy 2: No offense but you might as well try to Snipe with a Shotgun.

by Royce McMillan May 26, 2010

snipars

The being that makes life beautiful. Snipars is love, snipars is life.

"Who's snipars?" "SHUT UP CHEEKY SKRUBLORD SNIPARS IS THE BEING THAT MAKES LIFE BEAUTIFUL YOU UNWORTHY PC TRASH RACE FGT!"

by TheRealFranklinV2 July 23, 2014

side swiper

A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.

Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.

by xxxx11111 December 31, 2011

Wipper snaper

A term used by the elderly to describe a young person .

You darn wipper snaper get off my lawn !

by dragonboy8586 December 27, 2020

wesley snipes

the absence of light; very dark

Mike, you should really turn on your headlights, it's getting wesley snipes out here.

by oldirty3 December 15, 2009

Wesley Snipes Black

The darkest black you could ever get. Darker than Jet Black and every other black combined!

The negro is Wesley Snipes Black!

by MEOW PLOXORA December 12, 2007