Keely-Sized

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”

“Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”

by People that is a person March 3, 2020

military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

by Supernutbar April 5, 2023

Size 14 appetite

An appetite as large as a car but not as large as a size 15 appetite which is as big as a metro bus

Bro I have a gigantic Size 14 appetite I might eat that Prius

by Thatdude2475 October 5, 2018

shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.

"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."

by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021

swole size

Buffed
Muscular

It can be swole size Booty too :D

by Arissu July 26, 2017

coin size

The size of a woman’s areola in comparison to the size of a coin.

Him: What’s your coin size?
Her: The areola is about the size of a nickel.

by Bearded Paratrooper December 10, 2017

Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.

How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!

by pesuedonando December 9, 2015