Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.
Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.
by Poopedmypants March 09, 2012
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Throat Sharts

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts
by shep hound February 12, 2020
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Brain Shart

A brain fart immediately succeeded by verbal diarrhoea.
Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
by rugdealer October 06, 2022
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Shart Masala

A unique delicacy served in ancient times to members of royalty, secret society and wealthy individuals.
Bro, that shart masala at Baji's house was so delicious. I brought my wheelbarrow and asked for a fill up so I can share this mouth watering dish with my bhai's yarrrrrr
by AuthenticBhai_420 February 25, 2020
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Ball shart

by ImYours666 April 18, 2022
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Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
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Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
by Crash Test Andy January 20, 2019
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