Take a seat

Phrase used before kickING your friends chair out from under them.
Welcome back to the poker game pal, take a seat
by Strabs76 May 04, 2017
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back seat skyping

When your talking with someone on skype and the person behind you keeps intruding in on your conversation, wandering over every couple of minutes to add in their two cents, and so they can watch themselves say things in the chat box. Nine times out of ten this person is extremely annoying and ends up cock blocking the whole skyping experience.
So I was talking with this hot ass piece of shit, things were getting hot and heavy, you know, the usual, until about ten minutes in my roommate comes up behind me and starts throwing in all these side jokes that were just totally ruining everything. I couldn't get a single word in cuz the dude was back seat skyping. I'll never drive with that dude again.
by kingneptune405 August 28, 2010
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Back seat bomb

When you sneak out a toot in the back seat of a car.
Heather let loose a back seat bomb in Poly's new car.
by Pmdono July 24, 2016
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360 meat seat

When a girl is sitting on your meat and spins around 360 degrees also know as the helicopter
My girl sat on my 360 meat seat and she spun
by Eat dat pussy 445 February 16, 2017
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back seat driver

when one cannot drive and another playa helps his brother out by taking over from the back seat
Jim eats a sandwich, takes hands off steering wheel
Wallace takes over from the back seat
Hector: Now THATS a back seat driver
by wildmilechamp September 28, 2006
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We're not dating seats

The empty seats at a table when you are sitting with a member of the opposite gender to broadcast to the world that the two of you are not in fact dating.
Because of the rumors that I was dating her were flying around campus, we chose a larger table in the middle of the cafeteria because it had the requisite we're not dating seats.
by davidford March 12, 2007
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Affirmative Action Seating

When a stadium or an arena allocates (and reserves) seats in direct proportion to the demographic composition of a given region.
80,000 seats. 25% Far Eastern composition in let's say Cleveland, Ohio. 20,000 seats allocated to people who originate from the Far East based on Affirmative Action Seating.
by Daniel V. "The Unadiaper" October 10, 2006
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