Grant Roach

A little small pp'd 9 year old that got piss in his cherrios this morning.

Grant Roach is a pissy pants.

by not chris's dad October 26, 2022

Roach

Kids that steal your loot in Fornite

That fucking Roach took my loot

by FormL June 14, 2018

Roaches

A maid that walkes in your house for free

WOW ITS A MAID IMA CALL IT ROACHES

by ROACHEs on my wall December 19, 2018

Roach

A Marijuana Cigarette

"Kids call these 'Roaches' because it resembles a Cockroach."

by Dclip April 26, 2015

Patty Nao Patty Roache

Mate, THE Patty Nao Patty Roache is a force to be reckoned with, an absolute freak of nature. with one pull of his pecker he can put out a house fire with his extraordinary amounts of semen and can use his ball sack as a lasso to hunt and catch anyone or anything down. as the heir to the Khan family the enormous amount of asian blood that flows through his veins is astounding he can pick up a car with his little toe and bench the statue of liberty after a good stretch. he's down to do anything be it 3am or 5pm he will always come thru

Surely you pull a Patty Nao Patty Roache and come to the skate park at 3am with no cloths?
"bet"

by Ifeelsobad November 23, 2021

Perpetual Roach

In the act of re-rolling used joint/blunt roaches, there is always that one roach that has been re-rolled over and over again. Hence a perpetual roach.

Hey man, doesn't that perpetual roach blunt taste like crap? I've seen you use the same roach 7 times now.

by Murphy1234asdf March 12, 2021

Roach Vessel

A Roach Vessel (shortened to RV) is the act of placing the last bit of the blunt into the bowl of your pipe or bong.
An alternative to Wu-Tanging, an RV is an effective way to avoid burning one's fingers, and to conserve resources.

Jose: "We're at the last bit... want me to light up another one?"
Kent: "Hold on a minute, I'll make a roach vessel"
Sierra: "For sure, RV it"

by MrZuckerman May 11, 2020