Professor Ku Klux

The guy who named the Great White Shark, White Grapes and the Killer Whale (which is black).

Who made up this shit? Professor Ku Klux?!

by anonymousclucker June 18, 2018

professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!

Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity

by Asher February 18, 2007

poo professor

Homosexual, master of the ass, poofter etc.

Martin Pacal and fathr, Chris Bowers, mitch cox

by Brett Barker July 23, 2003

Profest

When a distressed company and its lenders hire an unreasonable amount of professional advisors.

Guy 1: Man this is such a profest. There aren't any more conference rooms.
Guy 2: Yeah and the copier is always being used.
Guy 3: How is the company going to fund this profest?

by Restructor2007 December 12, 2007

Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.

Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

profersonal

something used to serve both professional & personal needs.

I post my films & other works here, but I've also found so many old friends that it's really a profersonal Facebook page.

by RIJaybird March 31, 2009

Professor McTittyGrab

A woman who specializes in the education of breast message. Also, see an "Alicia."

I've never fondled breasts before, I need a Professor McTittyGrab to show me the ropes.

by KevDee May 17, 2010