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press bait

The act of creating headline worthy news to cover up scummy behavior.
Person 1: This program I use just removed a popular feature... I can't believe it!
Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.
by everythingsTakenAAAAA May 27, 2025
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Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024
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des will press

It means that a girl will start acting fake and will try to get to be with the popular kids. wannabe It means she will abandon her friends and lie, so when the sentence "Des will press is heard," whoever is the "des" is the one not to be trusted. aKa the person who says it.
I don't really like you, so des will press.
by SaraQthePanda June 5, 2018
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French press

A three way with two french guys.
Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.
by Delic July 18, 2017
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Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.
"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."
by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024
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pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
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Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23
by dpumaster May 17, 2011
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