The ghetto Harry Potter who possesses the voice of Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights and was born from a bag of potato chips.
by dude April 12, 2004
Harry Potter is the boy who lived. yes thats right and he will outlive you to, he will chase down all your horcruxes and make sure they are destroyed. Then come after you personally and blow your face off. He's just so Magical, he doesn't even need sleep. He just sits up every night crying about his dead parents. Yes thats right, the boy who lived has the parents who didnt live.
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
by TheHalfBloodUnicorn July 15, 2011
by Put a Banana in your ear December 27, 2016
by Laughology September 11, 2014
When a film decides to release the last of a saga of multiple films in two different parts. Either because they want to make more money with promo, or because they want to include more detail.
by syoopawanker February 22, 2011
Leaving the girl you have a crush on to your best friend for instead being able to make out with his sister.
A: "Did your hear that John is now dating Ryan's sister?"
B: "Well, Ryan is in a relationship with the girl John had a crush on, so I assume John was doing a Harry Potter."
B: "Well, Ryan is in a relationship with the girl John had a crush on, so I assume John was doing a Harry Potter."
by Bundesandler September 09, 2018
Arms that lack any muscle tone; possibly related to spending too much time focusing on wizardry and not on getting swole.
"No more Harry Potter arms, bro. It's time to get in the gym and start making some gains."
-Rubeus Hagrid
-Rubeus Hagrid
by AnotherTampaOriginal October 05, 2017