also known as October People and Octards...
The strangest people who come out of the woodwork and show up in your life or call on the phone asking the most retarded questions, these are people that you might see late night at a Walmart, but not out in the course of ordinary business or during regular day to day circumstances. They are affected by full moons and 20 degree shifts in the weather. If it's 50 degrees out and the temperature suddenly drops down to 30 degrees the next day. Be assured, an October person will enter your life and you will be shaking your head as how can such a person find the doorknob to get out of the house let alone enter your course of day to day business. The reason October Person was coined was because this phenomenon was noticed during the month of October when the weather begins to shift more radically from warm to cold. Also, strange and/or bad events seem to coincide with the temperature shifts, such as plane crashes, auto accidents, computers failing, hurricanes, people going on rampages with guns, etc. There seems to be a scientific reason behind this, the barometric pressure changes when the weather shifts and this affects people who are already slightly off mentally.
The strangest people who come out of the woodwork and show up in your life or call on the phone asking the most retarded questions, these are people that you might see late night at a Walmart, but not out in the course of ordinary business or during regular day to day circumstances. They are affected by full moons and 20 degree shifts in the weather. If it's 50 degrees out and the temperature suddenly drops down to 30 degrees the next day. Be assured, an October person will enter your life and you will be shaking your head as how can such a person find the doorknob to get out of the house let alone enter your course of day to day business. The reason October Person was coined was because this phenomenon was noticed during the month of October when the weather begins to shift more radically from warm to cold. Also, strange and/or bad events seem to coincide with the temperature shifts, such as plane crashes, auto accidents, computers failing, hurricanes, people going on rampages with guns, etc. There seems to be a scientific reason behind this, the barometric pressure changes when the weather shifts and this affects people who are already slightly off mentally.
Everything was going great at the store I work at yesterday, the temperature dropped 20 degrees and all of a sudden an October Person came out and asked the dumbest questions.
Really put me in a bad mood.
Really put me in a bad mood.
by direct007 December 21, 2010
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See also "Turn the other cheek".
See also "Turn the other cheek".
EMPLOYEE: "My line manager is calling me names, publicly humiliating me and gossiping about me behind my back. I've asked her not to but she won't stop. I want to make a complaint."
BIG BOSS: "Oh she's not so bad really! Just try not to annoy her, and be the bigger person."
BIG BOSS: "Oh she's not so bad really! Just try not to annoy her, and be the bigger person."
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A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.
Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"
Timmy was publicly executed moments later.
Timmy was publicly executed moments later.
by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022
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In reference to receiving a hit list, El Jefe gives a "note" to cycle through his chain to
give the "OK" or "Green Light" to kill an enemy. On this note, will be listed rival gang member names, their neighborhood or "Barrio", and/ or how to kill them in (brief description). Side notes may sometimes be included.
(**This term is in relation to gang activity and it's code words to carry out a command. The note is usually sent from prison to their soldiers on the outside, some are kept "in-house" for "in-house green lights"**)
In reference to receiving a hit list, El Jefe gives a "note" to cycle through his chain to
give the "OK" or "Green Light" to kill an enemy. On this note, will be listed rival gang member names, their neighborhood or "Barrio", and/ or how to kill them in (brief description). Side notes may sometimes be included.
(**This term is in relation to gang activity and it's code words to carry out a command. The note is usually sent from prison to their soldiers on the outside, some are kept "in-house" for "in-house green lights"**)
(**The following gang names are fictional and if affect anyone in a personal matter, my apologies**)
Personal Hard Candy:
Ese Dinky (Raul Garcia) Varrio de White Water
Personal Hard Candy:
Ese Dinky (Raul Garcia) Varrio de White Water
by SoCal ANONyMUS April 22, 2014
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" hey I promise I'm an nice guy"
2 days later: "he was mean to me"
"Ugh, what a personality catfish"
2 days later: "he was mean to me"
"Ugh, what a personality catfish"
by Caitlin&Bekah February 1, 2017
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Boy1.hey do you see her. ?
Boy 2. Yeah damn she hot
Boy 3.yeah let’s go up there so I can ask her out
Girl . Man I wish I was a persaus
Boy 2. Yeah damn she hot
Boy 3.yeah let’s go up there so I can ask her out
Girl . Man I wish I was a persaus
by Persaus January 10, 2018
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Person 1: Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Pretty much everyone on the internet:
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Pretty much everyone on the internet:
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
by someone out there who is bored January 15, 2021
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