can’t see past the valley

When a person is being narrow-minded

Man it really sucks that Kiera can’t see past the valley

by itsjustasinine September 26, 2020

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 6, 2020

Past Tense

Used when talking about a historic person or event. It should never be used when referring to present people or events. Written by Tony John Williams.

"He likes this song" explained Dahlia.
"No, Dahlia, he liked this song. "Liked" being the operative word. Always speak in past tense when referring to a past person or event." said Martin.

by NutCracker288 October 7, 2020

Pastely

Pastely is a word made up by a pretty famous youtuber known as Moriah Elizabeth, its been said in her channel a lot of time meaning that the color shes making needs to be pastel

Im gonna add pink and white to make a pastely color.

by Its_ Maddie October 18, 2020

Copy-Paste Comeback

When you insult someone because they're stupid, and they write or say the exact or almost exact thing back.

(What a conversation with a person who uses copy-paste comebacks looks like.)
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.

by I'm The Only Truth April 6, 2017

internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.

I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.

by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017

Rainbow Paste

A mixture of chewed up Skittles in the mouth to make a rainbow-like paste. This usually occurs after eating a couple of skittles and just chewing them.

I don't FUCKING KNOW!
Dude 1: Dude you have Rainbow Paste in your mouth lmao

Dude 2: Fucc u mean Ni🅱️🅱️a?

Dude 1: A BUNCH OF CHEWED UP SKITTLES YOU DUMBNUT

by Unexpected_Jihad_LEL December 6, 2017