Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.

Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...

by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010

One Pager

A corporate term for a document of no more than one page but containing approx 30 pages of data but squashed in, with small type font, so that no one can read it or interpret it anyway!

Great deck but can you summarise it in a "one pager"!

by Kel_Rocks October 9, 2009

trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009

new pageness

a phrase of win to be posted at the top of a new page on forums. only one can claim and if two people post it, it is considered a fail.

ex: user4567: new pageness!!

user9898: congrats

by Sanity is so Overrated January 21, 2009

flipping though the yellow pages

a slange term for a girl who is masturbating

damn i walked in and that hoe was flipping though the yellow pages

by dick vag August 4, 2008

pagent queen

Spray on tan, porcelin over lays on teeth, hair extensions, colored contacts and a ton of make up. Any ordinary girl can be crowed when she is totally made over and fake.

There is nothing natural about that girl she is such a pagent queen.

by sthrngrc September 29, 2008

pageena pagina

A big, fat, Diva Bitch.

Rosie O'Donnell.

"Rosie O'Donnell, she's not even a diva, she's a Pageena Pagina"

by RosieFan1992 March 28, 2010