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poofter

derogutory word for a homosexual, or someone (male) who is a bit girly, or effeminate. quite old speak now, but still good!
E.G. " take that scarf off, you look like a right poofter"!
by barneybearox29 November 27, 2019
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poontang

damn get me some of that poontang
by TopDonny February 12, 2020
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Ploptationess

To be in need to take a gigantic shit urgently
I need to take a Ploptationess RIGHT NOW MINA
by thingymijigger October 7, 2020
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Poont

Did you poont?
by RJNK1209 October 7, 2020
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poofter ping pong

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"
by messie October 24, 2020
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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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Pooftas Chewy

A pooftas chewy 8s an uncircumcised penis.
I'm not sucking that cheesy pooftas chewy....
by Hekin-Modor April 13, 2021
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