Peniar region

The word for the area of the penis

"I would like to see his peniar region"

by Bigjoe233333 January 27, 2010

Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

by mabolzichjjl September 29, 2010

peixota

Little fish (peixe = fish in Portuguese); however, in Azorean slang it just means prick.

Check out my big peixota.

by papam95075 October 3, 2010

Penial Resh

When an unlucky man decides to sit down on his dick and manages to get a ball of ass fudge stuck in his urethra... This is said to be more painful then to shoot 50 kidney stones out at once.

Jabari: Yo mah NIGGUH! Ya gotta help a brothah out, I think I got sum SHIT in my D piece.

Derisha: Thats fuckee....

Shawnniqua: Look like mah main nig got a bad case of the penial resh.

by Shantell Deniquk Willy-hams January 1, 2012

penifirus

derived from the word penis > peni ( peen eye ) > pee-niff-her-hus

someone who acts like like a penis, and is usually of questionable intelligence,

said to come from the land of peniferi, and largly made of peniferus oxide.

you have done this job like a penifirus

by Johncf May 1, 2013

penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

by word jockey September 8, 2013

penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014