penis

A phallus. Are typically around 6-7 inches long.

Penises: they're fun to suck!

by Theaphelia November 19, 2004

penis

the reproductive male organ

here we ahve the testicles and this long thing is known as a penis

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

penis

a slimy wrinkly thing that pisses and makes love with other penises. What you're using when you say 'I be strokin' '

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

penis

Something you don't have.

It's called a penis. You wouldn't know about it

by iknowstuffstfu January 7, 2010

penis

a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

penis

a wang chung

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

penis

A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.

"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."

by 1337 h4x0r June 1, 2003