Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
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silly string

a string that is silly
"i have some string that is silly"
"Ah yes, silly string"
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bomb string

The name you give to a "fuse" when you panic and embarrass yourself to the group
James: Quick, quick!! Light it!

Ly: QUCIKLY!!! LIGHT THE BOMB STRING!
by BossJim September 15, 2017
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String ass crack

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.
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String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?
Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.
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String-tit

Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)
by Arielpanda June 28, 2018
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Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.
“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”
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