Definitions by chudster85

goozle string 

That undefined part of your body that can be strained or sprained by lifting heavy objects causing pain in your groin.

I can’t go to practice today, I pulled my goozle string unloading groceries for my grandma.

goozle string by chudster85 November 25, 2022

hypostupical question 

Similar to a hypothetical question, a hypostupical question posits a theory or principle which at a glance would seem to be easily defined or solved, yet it borders on the fine line of being totally opposite of an simplified theory or definition due to a decrease of common sense and an influx of bullshit.

Let me ask you a hypostupical question. If Trump refuses to move on January 20 will someone actually escort him out or will he become a squatter?

hypostupical question by chudster85 November 9, 2020

Blahqua 

the lukewarm water in your Camelbak tube you have to drink before you get to the cold water.

Yuck, I had to clear the tube of blahqua before I could enjoy ice cold h2o

Blahqua by chudster85 August 22, 2009