goozle string

That undefined part of your body that can be strained or sprained by lifting heavy objects causing pain in your groin.

I can’t go to practice today, I pulled my goozle string unloading groceries for my grandma.

by chudster85 November 25, 2022

Blahqua

the lukewarm water in your Camelbak tube you have to drink before you get to the cold water.

Yuck, I had to clear the tube of blahqua before I could enjoy ice cold h2o

by chudster85 August 22, 2009

hypostupical question

Similar to a hypothetical question, a hypostupical question posits a theory or principle which at a glance would seem to be easily defined or solved, yet it borders on the fine line of being totally opposite of an simplified theory or definition due to a decrease of common sense and an influx of bullshit.

Let me ask you a hypostupical question. If Trump refuses to move on January 20 will someone actually escort him out or will he become a squatter?

by chudster85 November 9, 2020