Noodle Hoe

When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.

Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !

by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016

Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.

Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.

by Fagtree August 07, 2010

floor noodles

noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor

ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!

by It’smebitch🤠 March 02, 2019

noodle pop

A socialy awkward Italian teen commonly found lurking in bushes.

There is a noodle pop in that bush.
Oh my god you're such a noodle pop

by InsayneMike September 29, 2017

Biddy Noodling

(n.) the act of getting a chick and making her yours for a night/life

info: based on catfish noodling

Daniel: I'm bored.
Anthony: Let's go biddy noodling!
Daniel: How bout we go for those biddies over there!
Anthony: Yeah! Nicki and Anna are so hot!
Daniel: Get da bait ready! ;)

by PhoenixRising33 August 14, 2010

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.

hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.

by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021