Memphis

A word that gets you banned on Twitter if you tweet it.

A: What is the first name of the football player Depay?
B: Memphis.
(B gets a 12 hour ban on Twitter)

by flytech March 14, 2021

Murphdog

Murphdog is a person who is just so epic and rad

Person 1: woah look at her she’s just so cool I wish I could be like her

Person 2: definitely a murphdog

by Laffeetaffee April 16, 2021

Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.

Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.

by EagleEyed April 22, 2021

Mumshoon

A small red mushroom that attracts tourists from around the globe particularly found in Norway and sweeden weighing at over 100kg this extrodanay mushroom smells like pizza mixed with frozen tomatoes

Oh my goodness I just got back from sweeden look at this yummy mumshoon
(note: mumshoons are not edable)

by Mumshoon April 24, 2021

Mumshoom

a small stinky mushroom found inhabiting russia, italy and occasionally sweden and norway. it smells disgusting but tastes like cows. it can be used as an insult and is very offensive.

pangela:omg dave stop killing my men you mumshoom!!

by mumshoomsniffer69 April 24, 2021

Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021