middle finger

Today the middle finger means "FUCK YOU!", but was actually invented in Golden-Age Athens 2500 years ago, not Medieval times. It originated from Ancient Greek comedy called The Clouds by Aristophanes. In this play, the actors mocked a politician by stating that his competitor had a longer dick. They showed this by running around with their middle finger pointing out from their dick area. It was meant to be stupid. It's meaning changed over time, but always was considered insulting.

Girls actually insult themselves when they give people the middle finger, but is also very offensive to men.

by Dudeiedes January 11, 2007

Middle Town

A town in the middle of two other towns..

"Hey what's that town call in between the First town and the End town?"

"Uhh.. Middle town?"

by Do the Jank March 22, 2009

Middle Class Bro

A bro that is making an annual pre-tax salary of $32,000 and $74,999. An upper middle class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of $75,000 - $124,999. An upper class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of above $125k.

I'm getting a raise to 49k, buying a 2,000 sq foot house, and drive a ford pick up truck. I am a MIDDLE CLASS BRO!

by FultonReedmightyducks January 28, 2012

Middle Finger

Used to say "fuck","fuck you", or "fuck, yeah!"
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by dakawaiimeg October 1, 2017

Middle key

An event that isn't blurted to the world, but isn't exclusive, either, and isn't super crazy but also isn't mild.

"Were you invited to Olivia's party?" "Nah man, I hadn't heard about it. Would it be cool if I stopped by" "Yeah man, it's middle key, just don't run around blurting about it to the world. It should be pretty normal, nothing insane there, but there will definitely be fun"; That party tomorrow is going to be middle key, there will be a good amount of people but not everyone knows about it, if you know about it, you're going.

by RyanIsTheSexiest November 4, 2014

Middle creek highschool

Highschool located in the apex, holly springs area. Whole school with throw a fit if their football team loses a game. Girls attending will do anything to send a picture their cheeks.

The girl attending middle creek highschool was the one with 2 abortions freshman year

by Bid tasty October 3, 2016

Middle Eastern Lemonade

The substance that is created when a male gaps a woman's asshole and then shits in it, pisses in it, and cums in it. This substance is then shitted out by the woman into a cup of ice. The delicious beverage is then rapidly consumed by both parties.

Cady: Brian would you please fuck my ass and create some Middle Eastern Lemonade?

Brian: Hellz yeh i luvs me sum anal, shitty, cum juice!

by Filthy Charles January 31, 2010