Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025

Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

What Foreman had on that one episode of House in season 2.

Cameron: Your son has Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

by House M.D. May 21, 2011

Chiefin Shirt Meaning

To take charge; Shot-Caller; Pimp; Being a boss

Chris Brown chiefed on Rihana.
Obama is the chief of the government
Bill Gates is the chief of Microsoft.
Bee-otches like it when guys chief on them.
The Chiefin Shirt Meaning gets bitches.

by LivinIlluminatiLife February 4, 2013

whipped up a meringue

A term used when a man (or woman) rubs the female clitoris really fast,

Jenny stayed home a whipped up a meringue.

by My European Lover June 16, 2016

Meaty Music Meaning

In the music world, there are many types of music genres, and all these music genres can be described with the Meaty Music Meaning, or MMM for short. This is basically when a genre of music is classified as a type of meat, such as Pop music being the chicken nugget. Everyone knows about it, and everyone knows about the health risks about it, but we still listen to it. The meat used to describe a genre varies from person to person, but it is a relatively useful scale, for MMM not only informs people about music, but teaches people how to love music.

Boy 1- I think dubstep would be the burger of music
Boy 2- Wow, thanks to the Meaty Music Meaning scale, I have become informed with your information
Boy 3- I don't care, because I am a vegetarian in the music world
Boy 2- Oh, what do you listen to, then
Boy 3-I listen to Indie
Boy 1- Oh...

by TLMGH636 May 17, 2016

Age of meaning

The age where a movie and or song has a meaning before it is no longer meaningful
E.G if you haven't watched lion king before between the ages of 3-8 then it has no meaning in your life..

18 year old girl: I watched lion king for the first time..
18 year old boy: you've past the age of meaning

by Cracking cold ones with boys July 15, 2017

Ass Jowl Meaning

Having a ass shaped curve in your chin/jowl may be ugly. But one thing is guaranteed when dating a guy with a ass jowl. Enormous penis. When I first met a guy with an ass jowl, I got surprised because of the soft third leg just hanging there. It’s so big, that giving it a nickname would be understandable.

Ass jowl meaning is basically that males have a large penis

by Ted Schmosby October 11, 2020