mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture

Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.

by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018

Itchy Mitchy mung mung

This means another word for feeling under the weather. So you call it Itchy Mitchy mung mung

Dear teacher I am feeling a bit Itchy Mitchy mung mung. So I am going to stay at home

by Missdiva212 March 31, 2019

waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.

Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

William Matches

A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning

I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.

by The Smeggs December 20, 2019

William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.

Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.

by ...///.... March 2, 2020

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

Kishor Mathy

A weird monkey, who watches explicit videos of nuggets. He also analyzes people and animal bodyparts.

EW IS THAT KISHOR MATHY?

ikr what a sweet little man

by Sweeterman.69.420 November 22, 2021