muff hook

While sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of muff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. Discretion is the key as most muff will be keen on your intentions. With some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality muff!

Dude, I don't think the muff are biting today...
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!

by chipaul August 7, 2011

Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er January 16, 2009

man muff

The pubic hair of a man.

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.

by Cozeen March 4, 2005

ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer December 7, 2007

muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 23, 2005

muff duster

Jodie Foster(lezbo)

Jodie Foster is such a muff duster.

by poop jones December 25, 2003

muff goddard

alternative name to Cleveland's Fox 8 News weatherman, Dick Goddard.

I saw Muff Goddard shopping at Pat Catan's.

by nick & sean May 24, 2007