Canadian Air Mass

When you break wind and the sound comes out as "ehhhh"

I hear a rumbling in my tummy, I think I feel a Canadian Air Mass coming on

by RUSuuuuure123 June 16, 2009

latin mass

A place where real Catholics go to worship God without being gay. Also the birthplace of the Crusades. Deus Vult!

I go to the Latin Mass because I’m badass...not like wimpy Catholics who need to hear the closet gay English mass priest tell them Jesus loves them despite their sins (and unwillingness to stop sinning).

by Ibelucky62 January 31, 2018

running down the mass pike naked

when...a person....runs entirely nude down the massachusetts turnpike, highly inebriated. Without paying.

was that guy running down the mass pike naked?

by Klicky May 10, 2004

3 Way By Mass

When you're having sex with a girl, who weighs as much as two girls. You're sexual experience weighs in as a 3 way...but there are only two people in the bed.

Person A: "Is John really hitting on that fat chick over there?"
Person B: "He'll be in a 3 Way By Mass soon enough."

by Random human June 18, 2009

weapon of mass destruction

george w. bush: the ultimate WMD

he can't find any in the middle east because he is one.

by adrian December 23, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

thoughs things George W.Bush keeps saying iraq has hidden somewere he is really trying to get an excuse to bomb the crap out of iraq after iraq he will do the same for france that evil basterd

George W.Bush: iraq has a weapon of mass destruction lets bomb the crap out of it.
Reporter: Why do you always want to bomb the crap out of everything
George W.Bush: BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Now LETS GO NUKE SOMETHIN'

by 6611nitro July 17, 2009

twittical mass

when most of your friends tweet.

With most of my closest peeps on Twitter, we have reached twittical mass.

by pesti_barnabas July 28, 2009