Larms

Someone who as arms so large they are as big as legs.

Berly was swinging her larms so much when she walked she hit Chastity in her fivehead and made it a six head.

by OompaLoompaHater May 20, 2024

Learn van

Slang for school bus

“I’m riding the learn van to school tomorrow.”

by Raymond27 September 22, 2024

Lear

Lear is another word for meth amphetamine, accidentally being created by a guy named adam who misspelled the word clear. I realize the genius behind it and decided to make it a usable word because, us old speedsters have always referred to it as "go fast" and it only makes sense to use the word lear.. as in "Learjet", which are very fast little private planes.

Hey man I used to be on the lear pretty heavy, but now I'm just doing Adderall.

by Mr.Tank December 8, 2024

Learn

Verb.
To learn is just a fancy way of saying you’re shoving new crap into your brain.

Examples:

-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

leararian

A person who writes or is a big fan of limericks.

It rhymed. Never let offense get in the way of good rhyme. Rhyme is exempt from good taste. Ask any leararian, and they will tell you how vital the effort is to make rude words stick together.

There once was a girl from Madras,
Who often could be rather crass,
She stuck up her finger,
Into her ringer

And pulled out a half-eaten bass

See? Awful. Very funny.” Eyebrows raised around the circle.

From a 2030 novel about the world of Improv

by CraggyOneLeg January 8, 2025

Learics

Da words to da songs played over da P.A. system of passenger jets.

8-track tapes were invented by da great car-radio designer, so perhaps in homage to his genius, we could use da term "Learics" to refer to all of da words on any of said endless-loop cartridges dat contain singing.

by QuacksO January 8, 2025

learn to cope

Advice you give to someone when they’re struggling with something but you don’t really feel like helping.

Thomas: Why must I always suffer through this endless purgatory?
Gordon: Learn to cope

by BadOmensEnjoyer February 6, 2025