Grunge Knob

A dude's filthy, dirty cock after having sex with a prostitute, a crack whore, meth whore, or just an all around cock hopping ho.

After a quick $10 bang with the local prostitite on the way home from work, Roger stopped at the gas station to wash the stink off his Grunge Knob before going home to get a little head from his wife.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

by Joel Lester March 17, 2005

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

fuck knob

1. A person who is completely clueless about how stupid they look and act.
2. A person who is an asshole and an idiot.
4. Some one who usually tries to screw people over but are too ignorant to accomplish it.
3. Related to the phrase "dumb as a door knob", except the person is also an asshole. They are a "fuck knob."

Synonyms: Dumbass, Moron, Idiot, Retard, Fucktard.

"My neighbor was caught on camera climbing my fence and urinating in my pool but denied it. What a fuck knob!!"

by Bob Andweave August 7, 2007

Rotch Knob

When your dick stinks so bad after banging a chick with a absolute rotten crotch.

I wouldn't call that escort service braaaaaaahhhh. The last three hook ups I've had left me with rotch knob. It took days to wash it away.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Bus drivers knob

a semi erection caused by sitting on a vibrating bus seat all day

she's so hot i've got a bus drivers knob

by half baked Jake June 5, 2010

Hobo Rat Knob

If two hobo's want to have sex but do not have enough money for condoms or to support a baby, the male hobo grabs a rat and impales it through the rat's anus , onto the mans dick, and then the couple have sex.

Oh man, Coby spent all his money on cigarettes so he has to use a Hobo Rat Knob!

by African Italian February 15, 2017