The Italian Blizzard

The act of taking an eggbeater, filling the inside of it with ice, inserting it into your own anus, and turning it on. The superstitious say that this increases the chance of snow by 69%

Did you hear what julian did last night? He tried to get us a snow day by doing "The Italian Blizzard"

by cuntpunter42069 January 13, 2015

Dirty Italian

Firstly, bring a pot with water to a boil. Then, you slip a jar of mariana sauce directly into your anal cavity and after doing so, carefully insert raw spaghetti into your urethra. Once the pasta has been inserted, you jettison it out into the boiling water and cook it until Al Dente. Then hoist your asshole to the sky and blast the mariana sauce out from your anus in an arch as the sauce splats down.

After finishing the dish, serve to whomever you wish.

Sandy said that she wanted Italian for dinner, so I made the Dirty Italian.

by butter-flies January 31, 2023

Italian Interview

The act of shitting in a sweat sock and beating another man in the testicles with it.

When I first met Steve I had no idea that one day he would be giving me an Italian Interview.

I am really nervous for my Italian Interview tomorrow.

by Matt Hader September 22, 2010

Italian Apple

A meatball...plain and simple.

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.

by Angelo D August 26, 2008

italian foreplay

ten minutes of begging

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.

by carmine calandrone March 9, 2012

Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"

Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!

by F'n Nick September 25, 2010

Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

by CCPhilly May 24, 2017