my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give 

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

my back hurty 

a meme i found on pinterest where a girl has her spine extending out of her torso while smiling saying "owchhhhhh my back hurty" . i was laughing my ass off on this for thirty minutes and ive come to the conclusion it deserves its own definition .

girl 1: "my back hurty"
girl 2: "Did your spine also extend outside of your torso and nearly break your chest completely?"
girl 1: "yeah"
girl 2: "same"

my back hurty by mybackhurtyy November 17, 2022

Mr. Hurth 

An almighty being so full with power and will ready to change and empower anything some believe he created the universe himself and God stole his thunder, but you know what Lord Hurth did not strike the weakling down and instead let God have his idea since Lord Hurth is so humble. Mr. Hurth is so amazing when people are near their days get a thousand times better when they are in the presence of Lord Hurth. But don't think just because he is great and humble if you do anything horrific in front of Lord Hurth he will happily blink you out of existence and go on with his day further showing his ultimate power and will to make things right. He currently resides at a school and teaching children, with a heavy french accent, that they need to be good in life and save entire busses full of small children. He also invested millions into various charities.

Person One: " Did you hear that Mr. Hurth saved an entire school bus of small children?"
Person Two: "He's a national hero"

Mr. Hurth by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

Giggle Hurts 

The scale in which side pain cause by laughing is gauged.

That shit was so funny. That was about 5 giggle hurts!

Giggle Hurts by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

hurty 

painful, causing minor pain. Used once by Ralph Wiggum.

"It's all cold and hurty"

hurty by Justine January 22, 2004

hurting unit 

someone who had a rash of bad luck and misfortune.

Daryl: Joe got struck down by a cyclist and broke his ankle. Also, his girlfriend Christine left him for that bohunk Milton.

John: Joe is surely a hurting unit right now.

hurting unit by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

hurteded 

like getting hurt but very intense

That shit hurteded
I'm going to make sure you don't get hurteded
oh boi that really hurteded

hurteded by hurtededman February 8, 2018