Caterpillar that never hatches

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.

I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

by Sec8 July 16, 2022

hatchet man

the most awsome symbol in the whole world wicked clowns for life phycopathic till the day i die muhfockuu

look its hatchet man.

by jacob beausoleil January 17, 2010

Hitch-Bitch Slap

To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".

He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.

by Ken Overton January 10, 2009

hatchet-face

An unfortunate man or woman whose face seems to be collapsing inward from a blow to the face possibly caused by a hatchet. Commonly unattractive, these people attempt to give their lives meaning by fervently studying and referring to their inner-beauty.

Holy shit, I wish hatchet-face would shut the fuck up.

by NateDoggFoReal January 11, 2006

Hitch Party

Party thrown to celebrate a divorce. Opposite of a bachelor party.

"Now that he's free, we gotta throw a hitch party"

by Director of Urban Ops September 14, 2010

hatchet

A hipster who acts ratchet. Hipster + ratchet = hatchet

Her vintage bolero hat is so hatchet.

by sugarsam2112 January 11, 2015

hatchet man tattoo

A hatchet man tatto is the mascot / logo of the insane clown posse. It's is nirmally tattooed on white trash, low life hill Billy's who need a shower and dental care.

hatchet man tattoo

Y'all check out my new ICP tattoo!

by Lord Mountevans December 8, 2016