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hayden

An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"

"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"

Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"

Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"

Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"

Example 5. "I like bloody sex"

"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"

Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"

"NO! you look like a hayden!"

Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"

"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
by Bambiixxxxhardcore March 20, 2009
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hayden

a fuckboy who very much a pleb and cheats on girls all the time
person 1: did you here that he cheated on her

person 2: yah, he’s such a hayden
by They Call Me Ugl June 30, 2018
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Hardeep get's a hard dick over looking at cory. He attends heartlake s.s. O ya he is form philly.
A fag who like balls....
Born and raised in philly....
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Hayden Lake, Idaho

A small town in North Idaho, most famed because the small Aryan Nation compound gained national attention in the early 21st Century.

Now, the Aryan Nations are gone and Hayden Lake is home to aging upper-middle class white families that are not outwardly racist, but do use words like "negro" in a very polite way and still refer to all asian people as "oriental." Not that a black person (or an asian) would ever dream of going to Hayden Lake, but the locals are cautious anyway.
Hayden Lake Resident: we're not racist!

Out of towner: really? but what about that whole Aryan Nations thing like ten years ago? Didn't that happen in Hayden Lake, Idaho?

Hayden Lake Resident: oh! We kicked them out. We don't stand for that kind of racial hatred here.

Out of towner: oh. okay. . . so you want to go get some mexican food?

Hayden Lake Resident: no. I'm uncomfortable when brown people touch my food. I don't even let them clean my house. They could steal something.
by northIDescapee December 3, 2011
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Hayden

A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense
by Best Biatch March 19, 2017
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Hayden

A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.
Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"

Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"

Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.

Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
by Babyswagga3000 December 28, 2009
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Hayden

The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.
Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?
by Kenyons September 30, 2016
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