Goat beard

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni

"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.

by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017

goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

goatmex

A person who thinks they’re really good at something but they’re just average

Goatmex is bigging himself up again.

He’s pretty rubbish at that game. Typical goatmex behaviour.

by Flaymex March 15, 2019

Goat Wedgie

The movement of when you pick your wedgie and a goat falls out of it. 🐐

“Uncle Jim just told me about his goat wedgie at the senior plunge last night”

by KANYEWEST!!! June 11, 2019

Goat

"Goat" means greatest of all time, or gay only at times.

Bro, you're the goat!

by Okayyy June 20, 2019

goatorize

The transformation from human to GOAT (Greatest Of All Time).

Conor McGregor started out fighting in low tier MMA events to being goatorized in the UFC.

by Professor01 June 5, 2020

goatology

The study or path one takes to becoming a GOAT (Greatest Of All Time)

Mike Tyson's hard work and determination is the goatology that took him to the top in boxing.

by Professor01 June 6, 2020