FlappyFanny's definitions
“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”
“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018
Get the goat bloatmug. Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.
“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”
“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”
“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”
“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”
“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”
by FlappyFanny July 23, 2018
Get the trench fannymug.