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Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.
My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!
by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016
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Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.
I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.
by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018
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Floatus

The frothy effluent that covers the surface of a cesspool or sewage treatment lagoon.
Foul smellling floatus covered the entire surface of the sewage treatment lagoon .
by Major English June 12, 2018
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floatingforari

an icon, a legend, a well known fan account on ariana stan twitter. gained 5k in 5 months, who’s doing it like ha? respect ha ‼️ she’ll eat u alive
floatingforari will drag your faves
by danceacademylover101 October 9, 2020
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banana float

When you give your girl a wet slippery came on dick and make her cream pie on it making it a banana float!
Damn dude she got one big banana float last night
by Banana Float Man December 12, 2016
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urinade float

After having sex to completion, a male gives his partner a golden shower. Within this process, the remaining ejaculate within the penile tubes escapes within the urine, therefore creating a urinade float.
On Thirsty Thursday, my dirty girlfriend wanted to get freaky. It resulted in a bj for me and a golden shower for her with a bonus urinade float.
by RonBurgundy2001 June 12, 2018
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Finding Flitti

The M. Night Shyamalan version of Finding Nemo where the plot twist has you all fucked up....
Last thing I remember was I was drinking on a boat and slipped. You telling me its been 2 years and I've imagined the whole Finding Flitti thing? Who did I send all those pictures too?
by Bougee77 July 6, 2019
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