A standard unit of measurement used to quantify exactly how much you care about someone's petty problems
20/760 Watts = 1 fuck
Conversion based upon penalizing people who say “I give no fucks” for their phrasing. The number NO in the duotrigesimal number system corresponds to 23*32^1 + 24*32^0, or 760 in the decimal system. This along with the average power of the human brain (20 Watts) leads me to say that 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck. So if someone were to say “I give NO fucks about your problem” what they’re really saying is “I am devoting the full power of my brain to solving your problem”
20/760 Watts = 1 fuck
Conversion based upon penalizing people who say “I give no fucks” for their phrasing. The number NO in the duotrigesimal number system corresponds to 23*32^1 + 24*32^0, or 760 in the decimal system. This along with the average power of the human brain (20 Watts) leads me to say that 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck. So if someone were to say “I give NO fucks about your problem” what they’re really saying is “I am devoting the full power of my brain to solving your problem”
Person 1: "I give approximately 732.47 fucks"
Person 2: "Wow, your really putting some effort into this."
Person 2: "Wow, your really putting some effort into this."
by Quantify this bitch November 17, 2012
Get the Fucksmug. by Anonymous December 14, 2002
Get the Fucking Amug. noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.
Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.
Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.
Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.
by Big Fiz June 26, 2009
Get the Fuck-Fuck Fridaymug. See "pathetic attempt at appearing to be 'hardcore'."
Or "beating a dead horse"
Or "not shocking"
Or "one of the many, many words to use in place of "having sex"
Or "beating a dead horse"
Or "not shocking"
Or "one of the many, many words to use in place of "having sex"
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
Get the Fuckingmug. 
by Coolestguyaround January 24, 2011
Get the Fuckmug. by dbl.chinn December 6, 2013
Get the Fuck itmug.