floozie

What your Grandma calls a hoochie.

"That Paris Hilton just looks like a floozie to me," Grandma said, though of course we couldn't understand her without her teeth.

by mbmargarita August 16, 2006

flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

floogerbind

to perform the act of masturbating.

another word for masturbation.

to get sexual pleasure by self-stimulation.

"pee pee juice came out of that boy when he floogerbinded!"

by lilchels89 September 9, 2008

tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

by fucksoid February 19, 2005

cave flooding

Cave flooding involves urinating into your partner's anus or vagina during the act of sexual copulation. Considered to be one of the most romantic surprises you can give to your sexual partner.

JIMMY: Last night Frank was so wasted whilst screwing his girlfriend that he forgot what he was doing and he flooded her cave.

JOHNNY: That's no surprise, Frank has been cave flooding ever since he was a little kid. In fact he flooded my pet dalmatians cave just last weekend.

by ElFucko August 5, 2014

cutting room floor

1) Where certain parts of a film wind up during editing for one reason or another - could be bloopers, or could be stuff that didn't add to the film in the director's opinion.

2) The usual description used on a DVD for the section where such bits wind up - assuming, of course, they put it on the disk.

The twenty minute soliquoly about cashews wound up on the cutting room floor.

by ke6isf July 23, 2004

The Flood

1) In biblical terms, The Flood is essentially an apocalyptic event in which Noah, the only man meant to survive a worldwide deluge, takes 2 of each animal on an ark to avoid the complete and utter distruction of God's creation.

2) The "weapon" in Halo that The Covenant was in desperate search of acquiring in order to wipe out mankind (NOTE the similarity between this and definition 1.) The Flood itself, is actually a humanoid, body-snatching race of fungal origin and consists of 4 subtype species. Can easily be n00bed via shotgun.

"I just learned about The Flood in Sunday School."

"I just n00bed 3 flood with one shotgun blast."

by sux0r October 2, 2003