Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories

All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.

by Danlod July 18, 2017

cadburys flake

crumbles under any kind of pressure; named after a popular chocolate bar; irish variation is a roughan

The england team pulled a real cadburys flake and let in 4 easy goals in the second half

by naoisemac June 22, 2004

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jonty promised to help paint Cameron’s house. He never showed up. We made plans saturday to paint and he came up with an excuse why he couldn't show up. Jonty is a flake.

by Camjo February 16, 2022

Poop flake

Poop poop

Poop flake am loving it

by Your a bottt boy June 21, 2019

jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.

I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"

by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016

Frosted flakes

Tasty cereal 😫by Kellogg’s

I like the cereal frosted flakes

by Naughtytoe March 11, 2021

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023