playing center field

the romantic and sexual pursuit of middle aged women.

Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.

by assmurderer September 13, 2011

field strip

The act of stubbing out a cigarette and knocking out all the loose tobacco and embers so you can safely dispose of the butt in a trash receptacle when one presents itself.

Todd: "Can I just flick this butt in their yard?"

Me: "No, field strip it and put it in your pocket until we go inside. Why are you such a rube?"

by big_perm5000 September 13, 2011

fiening

obsessing over someone you used to like or like and cant have that person

yo im fiening over Jose
Fabian keeps texting me he really fiening

by @bluntswit June 8, 2017

gashtic fiend

crabs running around your pants

"shit!!there crabs all over my dads brown tinged gashtic fiend thong!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

The Fiery Cock

The sexual act of dipping the penis into Sirarcha sauce then receiving a blowjob while getting fingered in the ass. As your receiving the blowjob, flap your arms and make rooster noises.

"Dude, I heard a weird rooster noise coming from your room last night. What was going on in there?"

"Ahh nothing we just did The Fiery Cock"

by 24arod24 September 29, 2011

Field Layer

Anyone who goes nowhere in life.

Someone who goes and spends time laying in other peoples' fields. That Field Layer will go nowhere in life.

by LORD OF SILVER FOUNTAINS January 18, 2007

Field-Digger

A guy who eats out a random girl at a frat party on the most fluid-filled, STD infested bed of a brother in the frat house.

"What the hell bro?! Get off my bed you field-digger"
"That's fucking disgusting, you field-diggers better get tested because I don't even sleep on that bed..."

by selly beamin March 25, 2007