flex

something irrelevant

i played some flex matches yeasterday. today the doctor said i might be developing autism.

by ayayayayayayaya November 21, 2018

Flex tape

Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.

With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!

by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018

Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019

Flex

The romantic pairing of Flick and Alex

I ship Flex.

by Alex the Bossatron September 26, 2019

flexableisum

To show how flexable you are.

Hey maddy can i show u my flexableisum?

by Izzy latzig December 23, 2019

weed-flex

ability to quickly catch things when high on marijuana or catch marijuana itself if knocked over

i have a cat-like weed-flex when it comes to dropping bud

by heartthatmaryjane April 5, 2011

Uber Flex

Uber flex is what happens when you and your brothers go out drinking and try to fight the Uber driver because he won’t let you in the car. Usually, one of the potential passengers takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles to show signs of aggression.

Apparently, U got hammered last night and started Uber Flexing on the driver who wouldn’t let you inside the car.

by Mike McGaffrey January 5, 2019